arurests: (Randy Jackson has nothing on me.)
Shi-Long Lang ([personal profile] arurests) wrote in [community profile] crybadger 2015-03-04 05:01 am (UTC)

CLUE

Hey! Who the hell's running this place?!

[ You might not be in the dining hall, but you sure hear a loud voice coming from there. And you'll find a very angry man. Wolf. Man wolf.

He's holding a pizza box. ]


Delivery for some-- Wright bozo. [ He puts a box of pizza on the dining table. If you check it out, it's a 12" pizza with green peppers, olives, and… chocolate chips. ]

But I have better things to do here than just deliver pizza. That ain't my job in the first place.

[ He walks around the room, circling the people around. Assuming that EVERY team is in the dining hall, he handcuffs the following people:

Raymond Shields and Aura Blackquill, aka Team Jacques Portsman
Mia Fey and Maya Fey, aka Team Redd White
Simon Blackquill and Godot, aka Team The Phantom ]


Guilty. Guilty. Guilty!

[ Then he looks at the others - the… seemingly innocent ones. ]

Normally, I'd be arresting all these guys, but you guys gotta use some logic and figure out who the real bad guy is, eh? Why don't you guys do that now? I'll be on my way. This wolf's got bigger prey to catch.

[ And much like the badger, he steps into a mirror and disappears. What the flying fuck? ]

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