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Proto Badger ([personal profile] protoshepherd) wrote in [community profile] crybadger2015-03-03 01:19 pm
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MIDNIGHT/DAY 2 - suspicion

[ In the spirit of Ace Attorney, the game where murders happen but NO ONE ACTUALLY SEES THE ACTUAL THING EXCEPT FOR THE PERPETRATORS…

The night has ended. You might have ousted someone, but NOTHING HAPPENS. You go back to your rooms and you find some samurai dogs by your bedside. At least there's food. Better than nothing. But you feel tired. It's been a long and stressful day. Could you even sleep at that rate?

In the middle of the night, you might hear a loud thud. If you wake up (or if you were already awake) and check the hallway, you'll find a bust—or its remnants—by the mirror closer to the Hawthorne and Gavin rooms. The statue is coloured… pink? Magenta? Well, whatever.

Behind the bust is a body… a dead body. Yup, that's right.

If you approach it, you'll find the dead body of Myriam Scuttlebutt. There's no box, just the young girl. If you saw her without the guise of her box, you'll realise that she isn't wearing her school uniform. She has a green jumpsuit on. Her arms were raised and had some red markings on her wrist, as if her hands had been tied. An awl was lodged in her abdomen. Dried blood by her wound, as if the blood had seeped through from her wound.

Myriam Scuttlebutt has been taken out by the allies of the Bad Badger. You have all been warned. You should have expected this.

If you decide to do a headcount, you'll find that one team is missing. One team with two members in it. The room to the Engarde room is swinging open. Do you check it out?

Upon entering, you'll find Matt Engarde's corpse placed conveniently on a chair. You'd think it's Matt, anyway. He seems to be wearing the Nickel Samurai costume. He's seated with his head facing the ground. There's a scarf on his neck, placed rather too tightly. Did he did from strangulation…? By the chair is an open guitar case, and a vanity with a wine glass on top of it.

By the only mirror in the room is Simon Keye's body, hanging frrom the ceiling. Nearby is a coffee table, and an envelope with the police department's seal on it. Whoever opens it will read a letter that reads "proto badgr kill."

If you go back to the library, you'll find Myriam's mirror still standing, but it doesn't function as a mirror anymore. You'll find a portrait of Aristotle Means instead, like a huge picture frame. A huge X painted in red covers about half of the portrait. The same goes for Matt and Simon Keye's mirrors - except Simon's mirror also has Matt's face on it. L O L.

The other mirrors have names again… although if you count, there seems to be only ten teams now: ]

This poll is closed.
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 10

ho bad badgr?????? vote for edgeworth safe

Furio Tigre Team
0 (0.0%)

Redd White Team
3 (30.0%)

Dahlia Hawthorne Team
3 (30.0%)

Jacques Portsman Team
1 (10.0%)

Morgan Fey Team
0 (0.0%)

The Phantom Team
3 (30.0%)

Horace Knightley Team
0 (0.0%)

Luke Atmey Team
0 (0.0%)

Daryan Crescend Team
0 (0.0%)

Kristoph Gavin Team
0 (0.0%)



[ If you've still got an appetite, there are calzones (WHICH IS BASICALLY THE GRANDFATHER OF PIZZAS - THANK YOU PARKS AND RECREATION) and sushi (NOT BURGERS) that is edible in the dining hall. If you are thirsty, here is a water dispenser, as well as a bowl of punch. Not alcoholic. ]


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[ 00:01 MARCH 3 EST: Day 2 begins, and a new suspicion poll pops up. ONLY TEN TEAMS REMAIN.

00 MARCH 4 EST: A clue will be given. Suspicion poll closes at MIDNIGHT.

00 MARCH 5 EST: Ousting poll gets put up! ]


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CLUE!!! (Handcuffs can be broken, feel free to play around with it.)
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dining room

[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-03 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[You'll find Larry in the dinning room with his head off, glumly munching on a calzone and gloomily swigging punch. He'd seen the bodies, but he hadn't bothered to stay around.

He's not even that hungry, man, but he knows he should probably eat something if he doesn't want to conk out and probably die.

He promised that monkey dude he'd protect him and then this happened. And then he'd messed up on revoting on time and that funky bangs dude probably lost his fingers and ARGH.

Not a good day to be the Butz.]
Edited 2015-03-03 06:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-03 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey Larry, sup. Palaeno will enter the dining room a short while later, looking about as pale as his tanned complexion will allow. How he got any sleep at all last night is a mystery even to him. Now that he's seen dead bodies, he's sure he won't sleep soundly for quite a while.

Either way, he drops himself in one of the chairs and throws a listless stare towards the food. ...Yeahhh he's not touching that.]


... Good morning, Mr. Samurai.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
'Sup, Mr Ambassador. [He takes a listless bite of calzone.] Man, why does this stuff always happen to me?
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-04 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Always"? This has happened to you more than once?
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I've never been kidnapped before, but, like, my ex-girlfriend Cindy got murdered by some jerk who tried to frame me and when I worked at the samurai dog stand at Gourd Lake this guy who ran the boat shack killed a dude and tried to frame Edgey and when I worked at the security company some dude killed the boss and when I was studying art under Elise Deauxnim she got possessed by Nick's murderous ex and the coffee cyborg killed her and you know what happened at the embassy.

Basically I keep getting caught up in junk like this.
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-04 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. What. Oh. ... Wait is the "coffee cyborg" Mr. Godot? He's another one of those criminals amongst them? Damn, he seemed so polite and sympathetic.]

Ah. When you put it like that, I can see why it'd be a cause for... frustration. That's very unfortunate.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I have like the worst luck when it comes to this stuff. [Aside from maybe Maya.]
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[But what about Maggey Byrde.]

Perhaps you should find a job that allows you to work from the comfort of your own home.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay her too.]

Yeah, I'm working on that. But with my luck someone will try to murder another person in my HOUSE if I do that.
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! We wouldn't want that. Perhaps you should find a way to increase your luck.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-05 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, probably. What do you recommend, dude?
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-05 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
How about finding some four-leaf clovers? Or a rabbit's foot, perhaps.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-05 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hey yeah. I'll stuff every single pocket with lucky charms.
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-05 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit! There's no fate that can't be changed, I think. [Except maybe the fate of dying in this miserable place.]
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-08 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Larry gives him a thumbs up.] Thanks, dude. You're good at the cheering up thing.
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[personal profile] turnaboutcoupons 2015-03-08 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
You think so? I must admit, I don't have quite that much experience with it.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-12 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, you're way better than you look at it.
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[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2015-03-03 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yo Larry, hope you don't mind the creepy samurai joining you. At first he says nothing, taking some of the fish from the sushi and feeding it to his hawk. Only when he's satisfied the bird is well fed, he finally turns his attention to the other man.]

It seems warriors are an endangered breed, now that the Nickel Samurai has been slain.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, dude, you're a total creep, but whatever. He's met worse.]

You mean actors, right? Because Matt Engarde wasn't actually a warrior as far as I'd heard. More like a jerk. I get back from Tibet, right? First thing I find out is that butthole got some goon of his to kidnap Maya Fey.
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[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2015-03-04 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? I met him in the clink, but I was not aware he had kidnapped one of the Feys.

[JUICY NEW PRISON GOSSIP??]

A pity that in the end, he made nothing more than a mockery of the noble samurai. I dearly hope you will do better.
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[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh yeah. Okay, I missed this happening in person cuz I was in Tibet, but, like, Matt Engarde totally got some dude to murder the guy who played the Jammin' Ninja for him and then he got the same goon to, like, kidnap Maya because Nick--he'd hired Nick as his lawyer--Nick figured out that he'd paid the murderer to do it and would have quit representing him cuz of that.

... also there was some crazy junk about Matt Engarde and the Jammin' Ninja dude banging each other's managers and for all I know they had, like, a foursome at some point.