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Proto Badger ([personal profile] protoshepherd) wrote in [community profile] crybadger2015-03-03 01:19 pm
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MIDNIGHT/DAY 2 - suspicion

[ In the spirit of Ace Attorney, the game where murders happen but NO ONE ACTUALLY SEES THE ACTUAL THING EXCEPT FOR THE PERPETRATORS…

The night has ended. You might have ousted someone, but NOTHING HAPPENS. You go back to your rooms and you find some samurai dogs by your bedside. At least there's food. Better than nothing. But you feel tired. It's been a long and stressful day. Could you even sleep at that rate?

In the middle of the night, you might hear a loud thud. If you wake up (or if you were already awake) and check the hallway, you'll find a bust—or its remnants—by the mirror closer to the Hawthorne and Gavin rooms. The statue is coloured… pink? Magenta? Well, whatever.

Behind the bust is a body… a dead body. Yup, that's right.

If you approach it, you'll find the dead body of Myriam Scuttlebutt. There's no box, just the young girl. If you saw her without the guise of her box, you'll realise that she isn't wearing her school uniform. She has a green jumpsuit on. Her arms were raised and had some red markings on her wrist, as if her hands had been tied. An awl was lodged in her abdomen. Dried blood by her wound, as if the blood had seeped through from her wound.

Myriam Scuttlebutt has been taken out by the allies of the Bad Badger. You have all been warned. You should have expected this.

If you decide to do a headcount, you'll find that one team is missing. One team with two members in it. The room to the Engarde room is swinging open. Do you check it out?

Upon entering, you'll find Matt Engarde's corpse placed conveniently on a chair. You'd think it's Matt, anyway. He seems to be wearing the Nickel Samurai costume. He's seated with his head facing the ground. There's a scarf on his neck, placed rather too tightly. Did he did from strangulation…? By the chair is an open guitar case, and a vanity with a wine glass on top of it.

By the only mirror in the room is Simon Keye's body, hanging frrom the ceiling. Nearby is a coffee table, and an envelope with the police department's seal on it. Whoever opens it will read a letter that reads "proto badgr kill."

If you go back to the library, you'll find Myriam's mirror still standing, but it doesn't function as a mirror anymore. You'll find a portrait of Aristotle Means instead, like a huge picture frame. A huge X painted in red covers about half of the portrait. The same goes for Matt and Simon Keye's mirrors - except Simon's mirror also has Matt's face on it. L O L.

The other mirrors have names again… although if you count, there seems to be only ten teams now: ]

This poll is closed.
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 10

ho bad badgr?????? vote for edgeworth safe

Furio Tigre Team
0 (0.0%)

Redd White Team
3 (30.0%)

Dahlia Hawthorne Team
3 (30.0%)

Jacques Portsman Team
1 (10.0%)

Morgan Fey Team
0 (0.0%)

The Phantom Team
3 (30.0%)

Horace Knightley Team
0 (0.0%)

Luke Atmey Team
0 (0.0%)

Daryan Crescend Team
0 (0.0%)

Kristoph Gavin Team
0 (0.0%)



[ If you've still got an appetite, there are calzones (WHICH IS BASICALLY THE GRANDFATHER OF PIZZAS - THANK YOU PARKS AND RECREATION) and sushi (NOT BURGERS) that is edible in the dining hall. If you are thirsty, here is a water dispenser, as well as a bowl of punch. Not alcoholic. ]


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[ 00:01 MARCH 3 EST: Day 2 begins, and a new suspicion poll pops up. ONLY TEN TEAMS REMAIN.

00 MARCH 4 EST: A clue will be given. Suspicion poll closes at MIDNIGHT.

00 MARCH 5 EST: Ousting poll gets put up! ]


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CLUE!!! (Handcuffs can be broken, feel free to play around with it.)
arurests: (You gd lawyers、this is not a race.)

WELL let's just say this is before he leaves

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks you up from head to toe. You're not Phoenix Wright. ]

I've got no words to say to a murderer, Furio Tigre.

I've heard about you. [ He taps his temple with a finger. ] Not as bad as what I've worked on, but you're still trash on my list.
bewrightback: (HUUUUUH?!)

Lang zi says: the hasty cub gets snatched up first in the hunt

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
What... There's been a mistake! I really am Phoenix Wright! Look...!

[He presents his badge.]
arurests: (This is the sound of my badassery.)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Smacks that shit away. Don't you show that to me. ]

What's a hunk of dirty metal gonna do? Want me to send it to the junkyard for you?
bewrightback: (please explain that one more time or 5)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Respect the badge!!]

N-no way! That's my attorney's badge. Listen! You're from... some kind of law enforcement, right? You have to hear us out! Something's seriously wrong here!
arurests: (You gd lawyers、this is not a race.)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Interpol. I've got no jurisdiction over this place, Tigre.

And frankly? This wolf listens to no tigers. We'll hunt you guys down any day.
bewrightback: (Objection!)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm... I'm no tiger! There's got to be something you can do for us... Just look at those people you handcuffed!

Do both of those girls look like 'Redd White' to you? There's only one Redd White!
arurests: (You gd lawyers、this is not a race.)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stamps on the ground, ready to attack. ]

They're Redd White if I say they are!
bewrightback: (volleyball but with objections)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[SHRINKS BACK A STEP BUT THEN-]

Objection! Your logic is contradicting the facts! As a matter of fact... Everything going on here is one big contradiction! Don't tell me you're with the badgers, too!
arurests: (Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Badger?

I'm a wolf! And I hunt alone!

[ Because Shih-na left me and i'm lonely... ]
bewrightback: (ngggghhhhoobjection?!)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well then I'd like to see your... warrant! Or whatever basis you're using to make these arrests!

[Sucks for Yew.]
arurests: (Speak up、pup!)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yew know it... ]

Go back to law school, or mafia school— I know your underground dealings, bucko. I don't need any warrants.
bewrightback: (sheepish)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well... Um... Okay! How about this? If I weren't Furio Tigre... What could I do to prove it to you?

[If it's asking the Judge to identify me, I'm doomed.]
arurests: (Randy Jackson has nothing on me.)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing. [ You son of a bitch. ]

Just finish this damn thing and pick out the bad badger. I don't care who comes out alive. Mr. Prosecutor can only get electrocuted so many times before he runs dry.

[ A pause. ]

There's no other man who can catch criminals as good as he does. He dies, the justice system is screwed.

[ Yeah, he's also insulting you right there. ]

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butzhurt: (angry | you're in freshman year)

[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Interpol Wolf Dude! Lang Zi says that Maya Fey never actually dunnit!
arurests: (Let me laugh at the cool too!)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ HA. HA. SOME REALLY LOUD LAUGHTER GOES HERE. ]

You really want to spout those words at me? Who are you to insult Lang Zi like that?

[ And then he growls. And glares. And bares his teeth. ]
butzhurt: (angry | you're in freshman year)

[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[UGH HE IS SUCH A FREAK. Larry flinches pretty heavily at the growling but manages to keep standing.]

Yeah, well, Lang Zi says you stink!
arurests: (You gd lawyers、this is not a race.)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Grrrr... [ That's a pretty loud growl. Louder than the one before. ]

Maybe I should arrest the hell out of you too! You disrespectful bastard!
butzhurt: (angry | you're in freshman year)

[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
LANG ZI SAYS BITE ME!
arurests: (COURAGE WOLF WHERE YOU AT)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
...

... ... ...

[ He takes a slice of pizza and shoves it in Larry's face.

And he enters the mirror, never to be seen again. ]
butzhurt: (angry | you're in freshman year)

[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Larry eats the pizza.]
arurests: (Jacob Black? I don't know the guy.)

[personal profile] arurests 2015-03-04 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ You are so disgusting... ]

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butzhurt: (blank | and you still act like)

[personal profile] butzhurt 2015-03-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Stage whispering:] That dude's always like that, Nick.
bewrightback: (please explain that one more time or 5)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Stage whispering right back.] You know him, apparently... You talk to him!
bewrightback: (sweating bullets)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[...

What have I done...]