[ ... his gentle heart (deep, deep down) kind of feels for the guy. he's obviously clueless... the kind of guy who stumbles through life obliviously.

don't insult the hair though.

with a much more approachable expression and tone of voice, dandy pulls out his phone from his pocket and starts his Snake 101 class. ] You see those two dots? Well, you make the one that's moving change direction with these buttons, and you've gotta move it onto the dot that's not moving. [ and then he gestures for hans to try it with an expecting kind of look. ] It's a piece of cake, baby.