[He takes in the rebuttal and tries to look at it from all angles. C'mon, logic, don't fail him now.]
So... Wait, are you saying you wouldn't have stopped the execution if the badgers were licensed? Or would you still have interfered?
I mean... Isn't it a flatfoot's job to catch the bad guy and make sure they get their just reward? It sounds a little fishy that you're willing to give your life for a criminal if they're totally guilty.
[Abruptly lashes out with his grapple to slice that curly lock of hair off of the top of Sebastian's head.]
Those questions are going in circles. I'm telling you that I'm innocent, and that this is a far cry from a real trial. I'm not going to submit to the badger's playtime any longer.
[NOOO! It's a good thing that sliced hairlocks magically grow back in Ace Attorney world, because people really seem to have it out for Sebastian's playful curl.
Either way, the poor kid drops to a crouching position and covers his head with both arms.]
WAAAAAUGHH! THE SUSPECT IS HARASSING MEEEE! ['Help help, I'm being oppressed!']
I can't picture anyone taking you seriously. But just in case, I'm going to have to prepare a defense now. I'm not going to step up to the noose like Blackquill.
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So... Wait, are you saying you wouldn't have stopped the execution if the badgers were licensed? Or would you still have interfered?
I mean... Isn't it a flatfoot's job to catch the bad guy and make sure they get their just reward? It sounds a little fishy that you're willing to give your life for a criminal if they're totally guilty.
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[Abruptly lashes out with his grapple to slice that curly lock of hair off of the top of Sebastian's head.]
Those questions are going in circles. I'm telling you that I'm innocent, and that this is a far cry from a real trial. I'm not going to submit to the badger's playtime any longer.
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Either way, the poor kid drops to a crouching position and covers his head with both arms.]
WAAAAAUGHH! THE SUSPECT IS HARASSING MEEEE! ['Help help, I'm being oppressed!']
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I can't picture anyone taking you seriously. But just in case, I'm going to have to prepare a defense now. I'm not going to step up to the noose like Blackquill.
[Walks right past him to leave the room.]
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A-ah... Right! Okay! I'll be looking forward to your rebuttal!